6/10
Dolph Lundgren is awesome though I'm not sure why they called the movie Diamond dogs as there are no Diamonds and no dogs. Anyway it's about this dude with a lisp finds a map to a sacred buddhist scroll. So he hires a bunch of people but the last one is Dolph Lundgren. So they start their trip and stop at this town to get supplies and as they leave they get attacked by like 6 people and Dolph kills em all. So they get to their destination and the idiot boss gets all super excited like jojo the super exciteable circus clown and grabs the case well here comes the super slow booby trap and all but 2 people get out. Basically one of the dudes Dolph kinda pushes towards the spikes trying to get him out and he gets spiked. Then the wall comes down and Dolph somehow finds a hole in the wall and climbs out. By this time the bad guys are attacking his boss and people and he comes in and kills everybody once again.
Anyway basically everybody dies except Dolph and he gives the scroll to the monks instead of selling it.
