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You: oh god
You: oh god
You: oh god
You: I think I cut off my finger
Stranger: great
You: blood is splurting everywhere
Stranger: nicee
You: I'm getting cold
You: =]\
You: 0p[;p;
Stranger: omg
Stranger: what finger?? =)
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Stranger: boy or girl
You: girl
Stranger: cool
Stranger: r u into girls
You: sure
Stranger: im a girl and im lookin for a good time
Stranger: so r u into girls
You: might I suggest the catholic church?
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Stranger: hi
You: antique coocoo clocks
Stranger: asl?
You: 8/f/china
Stranger: **** you
You: um no?
Stranger: I am A Korean
You: ok
Stranger: South Korean
You: sweet
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You: oh god I think he's dead what should I do?
Stranger: call a lifeguard
Stranger: they know
You: because of all the semen?
Stranger: exactly
You: it just wouldn't stop man
You: wanna help me bury a body?
Stranger: okget a tea pot
Stranger: i call not digging the hole
You: we don't have one
You: we can rent a tractor
Stranger: miley?
You: I just don't have a credit card
Stranger: is this miley cyrus?
You: no I'm a dude
Stranger: oh sorry im looking for miley
You: though my boyfriend dressed me up like her though
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Stranger: hi
You: I am 1000 years old
Stranger: wow
You: yup
You: this computer stuff is all weirdy
Stranger: isn't it your own computer?
You: before we just had a candle and a bird feather
You: oh and a cup and ball
Stranger: ...
You: I stoled it
You: the computer
Stranger: orz
Stranger: u mean u r a thief?
You: yup
You: and 1000 yeard old
Stranger: what's ur address?
You: 1313 mockingbird lane, hell michigan
Stranger: i'll call 911 and let'em arrest u
You: eh
You: it was bound to happen
You: oh noez there here
You: good thing I'm a ninja too
Stranger: amazing
Stranger: u r so close to detroit
You: yup
Stranger: no bother
You: have you played cup and ball before?
You: hours of fun
Stranger: detroit is dangerous enough
Stranger: not in this life
You: what about beverly hills cop?
You: he's a detroit cop
Stranger: kekeke
You: he'll protect me
Stranger: why do you live in michigan
You: while making wise cracks
Stranger: what's ur job?
You: hell had a pretty interesting name so
You: I'm retired
Stranger: oh man...
You: remember I am 1000 years old
Stranger: not really old
You: well I was born in 1009
Stranger: then u r still a young girl
You: no
You: I'm a young pony
Stranger: yep
Stranger: male or female pony?
You: a little of both?
Stranger: gay?
Stranger: oh man
Stranger: c ya
Stranger: i don't wanna talk with a gay
You: hey I'm both
Stranger: both male and female?
You: sure why not
You: I'm also part duck
You: I look like a horse just my feet are webbed and I can swim pretty well
Stranger: .....
Stranger: weirdo
You: I'm like the best horst swimmer ever
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